[WMDs for Me]
Let's face it. You are not happy about the global distribution of Weapons of Mass Destruction. I know you have some. You may wish to hide that fact, but, well, I know and you know what's goin' on here, right?
I think you have enough that you could spare some. Accordingly, I am humbly requesting that you donate any and all spare WMDs to me.
Thank you for your contributions.
Later I shall post the changes I shall institute when I become Hegemon.