I might need a friend like this:
Fofolokkins always brings you cigarettes and hamburgers when you're broke. You can trust Fofolokkins with your spare key . . . . She'll also help you carry your laundry, groceries, porn, makeup, whips, etc.Now, that's a friend.
[Thanks to J.]
Through the Spasmodica site, I found the Rotofugi Designer Toy Store & Gallery, which is featuring The Monkey Show during August. I like the monkeys. I especially like this one.