Thursday, June 3

I do not have a tiny flaccid penis

[I do not have a tiny flaccid penis]

I get spam. We all get spam. Oddly, the only spam I seem to get is either for penis enlargement or for erectile dysfunction. I would like the spammers to know that do not have a penis, and if I did, it would most certainly not be a tiny flaccid one.

I had been thinking that [obviously, this would have been contingent upon my ability to receive email without going through the web-mail client — if that ever happens] I might tweak my spam filter to lock out some of these messages. However, after discovering that there are 1,300,925,111,156,286,160,896 ways to spell Viagra, I'm certain that there's no way to win this battle.