Wednesday, September 10

Two Quotes and a Question

[Two Quotes and a Question]
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

— Drew Carey


Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two week's notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.

— Bob Ettinger


What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?

— Marilyn Pittman

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