Wednesday, May 14

Office Betty

[Office Betty]

I've been working on an internal quarterly review presentation at the office for days now. There are seven main writers, and they're [f*ck me, I should say "we're" but that would make me partly responsible] gleaning that info/text from more sources than I could know. Well, I'm not sure what they're thinking, but it doesn't seem that they're really thinking about work.

Anyway, here are some phrases I've edited out from the contributions of the other six:
  • we are demanding agressive penetration from all team members
  • focus on developing "preferred provider" status with multiple possible partners
  • key metrics illustrate the manner in which shallow penetration has been inefective